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26.5.15

If This Doesn't Make You Laugh, I'll Give You 20k

Lol! A friend sent this to me and I laughed real hard.  So I decided to share it. . . you just have to laugh!

It's a Joke


An Igbo man who studied Civic Engineering couldn't find a job for many years, so he opens a clinic and put up a sign on the door; 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k'

A lawyer who saw this as a great opportunity to earn 100k goes to the clinic. . .

Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.
Igbo man: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Lawyer: Ugh. . . this is kerosene!
Igbo man: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k.
The lawyer angrily gave him the money.

After a few days, the lawyer goes back to the clinic to recover his money. . .
Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
Igbo man: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth
Lawyer: *angry* This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste!
Igbo man: Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k.
Again, the angry lawyer paid him.

A week later, the lawyer was very determined to get back 100k. He went back to the clinic. . .
Lawyer: My eyesight has become very weak.
Igbo man: Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k.
Lawyer: (staring at the cash) But this is 20k, not 100k!
Igbo man: Congrats, your eyesight has been restored. Give me 20k.

You sure can't beat an Igbo man.

PS: If you don't find this funny enough to make you laugh, lemme know so that I can give you 20k. Lmho!


Posted by Nwamaka Ajaegbu 
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